Funny Success Quotes

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Earl Wilson

Success is dependent upon the glands -- sweat glands.
Zig Ziglar

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
T. S. Eliot

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Kin Hubbard

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like ?
Jean Cocturan

If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
Harry F. Banks

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
George S. Patton

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.
Elbert Hubbard

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
Ann Landers

 
You are nuts and you should be proud of it. Stick with what you believe in.
Trip Hawkins

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton

Poor people have big TV. Rich people have big library.
Jim Rohn

A goal is a dream with a deadline.
Napoleon Hill